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Camping Trip of Doom

This stories charactors-
Richard
Willy(me)
Candis(chick with huge knokers)
Christina(skanky fat chick)


It started as a normal 4th of july camping trip. Go to dilans beach and light off hella ilegal fireworks and like watch 100's of drunken people lite shit on fire. But this one actualy involved quit a twist of fate. Rich was along for this one of my dads camping trips. Useually your normal trip; fishing marhsmnellows and all the useual camping crap. But as me and rich were setting up this gay ass camp shower thing that took us like an hour and a half cause the stupid thing was such a peice of shit. It like wouldnt stand on its own. You had to hold every joint of the entire structure together while you steaked it down you need and octopuss to do it. While we were wrestleing this thing, one of my step moms friends pulled up, she was supposed to go camping with us. In the back of her car was 2 chicks. Imediatly me and rich were kinda excited. We were thinkning poon tang for all. But when they got out we found one to be a fat nasty beast and the other was ok, kinda chuby with some fucking watermelons hanging form her rib cage. I was thinkin "son of a bitch if anyone gets any its going ot be rich". Im not real shure what he was thinkin but thats what i thought. Me and rich were sitting around like all day talkin about our luck gettin a skank and an ok chick. We were thinkin maybee we could get the chick with the rack to give us a little show or something. Later we find out that the chick with the watermelons(candis) likes me. So like i was happy of course but i was still a dumbass then i would never have said anything or made a move on my own. Then these stupid chicks move there tent right up next to mine and rich's. They ask us to come over to there tent and we dont realy want to go over there cause of the fat chick. Finaly they convinse us to go over there. Its like the middle of the night now probably like 11-12. We are all laying in this 4 man tent me and rich in the middle candis by my side and christina the skank on rich's side. Rich is getting pissed of and bored, so am i, so rich says ah i think im going to go to the john, which was a little walk form our camp so then he would have something to do. I start to say that im going with him but candis like grabs my arm or somehting. But somehow rich and the skank end up going to the out house. So now i am left alone in the tent wth a pil;e of breasts laying next to me. Imediately she grrabs me by the shoulders of my shirt and jerks me on top of her. She literaly like grabed me and hella forced me on top of her. Although i didnt mind it. She hella shoved her toungue down my throught, i had no idea what was going on. It was my first french kiss and like this chick was rapeign me pretty much, but i was cool with it. So im laying on top of her and were makeing out, if thats what you want to call it, we were just kissing eachother horably like sphycos or like the wolrd was going to explode or somehting. She was hella drilling through my skull, at the time i didnt know that was bad though so i was doing pretty much the same. Then rich and fatty come back and like she hears em and hella pushes me off abruptly. They come in and were just laying there silently. They had no idea anything happened. Well im not posotive but what i thought happened was, like we were all laying in there and like me and candis just layed faceing eachother, makeing out although they knew what was going on they couldnt see. Finaly me and rich go back over to our tent. [cool first kiss eh?] Next morning we wake up and tell eachother of the previous nights antics when we were seperated. I tell rich how candis raped me and rich tells me how while he was away the fat chick was hella comeing on to him and that was the only reason he came back is cause she shut up around the rest of us. Then he tells me how fatty was hella stareing at me and candis and just like watchign us make out, hella sphyco ass shit. [dusk the next day Jul 3 i think] Candis comes to our tent and asks if i would like to come over to her tent and have fatty come into my and irchs tent with rich. I said no cause there was no way i was going to put rich in that situation. Then she says "Maybee i will suprise you". [this meant she was going to give me head cause we were talking about it earlier that day]. I told her i had to think about it. Basicaly i had to tell rich what was up and see if he was cool with bein around fatty. Well i dont know exactly wehat ended up happening but me and candis ended up that night in her tent, alone. We were makeing out and what not, when she like shoved her hand down my pants and started playin with little willy. Then one thing led to another bla bla, uhmm i got head, hella shity she coudlnt finish me off and she just was suckin on it like a fucking sucker or something(thats not how it works ladys). [next day jul 4th probably] This time me and candis are alone in my tent and like spent most of the day laying around kissed a little thats it. This time the story happens outside the tent. RIch and fatty are sitting on oposite sides of the fire. Fatty bust out her toungue and starts licking her teeth as if to turn rich on. PHF AS IF!! You know why? She was fucking picking her nose WHILE she was doing her little toungue tease thing. Ah she was so ugly in the first place then this! Horable. Well thats pretty much the story. The next night candis wanted me to have sex with her with rich sleeping right next to us but i siad no.



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