Look its LeChuck!!!
That mad man is robert luther. He is one of the coolest people i know. In some weird ways. The thing that will stands out most about him inicialy is that hes a little weird. But hence he is still cool. At first he is a quet and shy little 6'2" hella skinny dude. But once you get to know him he is so not quet. First thing he does when getting to know you is demonstrate his farting abitlity. This is an amzing thing to see, i have paracticaly lived with richard since 7th grade so i have seen this many-a-time. Its like the luther house initiation. Robert gets down on the floor lays on his back and puts his feet begind/right next to his head with his ass pointing straight up. He begins to grunt. You notice whats going on and say "what the fuck is he doing?". Everyone in the room begins to explain, everyone halfway through there storied, the grunting is dround out by an enourmously long and disgusting sounding fart. Then a second later. Everyone watches in awe as this continues for about five minutes. It is hella funny he farts on command almost infinatly and every fart is loud and powerfull. I mean these are asshole tearing material.
Well now that your a part of the family lets tell some more about Robert. Hes a man of a simple life, he basicaly likes to sit at home watch movies and play on the computer. And he has his things he goes out and does. Thats about it he keeps it simple. Its a good way to go. But thats now back in the day he was alot weirder. For instance, when me and richard used to always hang out at his house just like me and him everyday andrew too, the first thing his brother(robert) would do is get buck naked and run around the house. Useualy makeing atempts to urinate on us and demonstrateing his skill. This is what makes this guy so special. He can suck his own dick!!!!! YES its true he can suck his own dick. A contributeing factor to this besides incredable flexability is he has a rinoserous penis. His dick is sooooo long its crazy its the longest one i have ever seen. Its like an old man slonger like its sagin from hella years of hanging there but its a new dick, its just hella long. Well i think to truly get to know the esance of robert oyur realy have to know him. So i wont go on.

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